My Life Size Draco Doll

My Life-Size Draco™ Doll

By bribitribbit

Summary:

Impossible measurements, stiff knees, and sore arches--all part of the reason Draco Malfoy would never pair up willingly with Neville Longbottom in Transfiguration lessons. Harry/Draco. PG.

Notes:

Much thanks and also many toys from FAO Schwarz go to greyandgrey for beta-ing. This is dedicated to my dearest friend oregano_megano, who came up with the idea during lunch one incredibly hyperactive Friday afternoon. This is also dedicated to the dollmakers of Mattel--whatever were you on when you came up with Doll!Ron, darlings? I think I've had some!

And for those of you behind the times, Barbie's newest boyfriend is Blaine. Sad and pathetic, isn't it?

( 'I'm a limited edition Draco™! Sold only until supplies run out!' )