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BRITT: I'm hungry.
MOM: Just in case me or Dad dies, there's food in the garage. Emergency food. Cans and things. But make sure you ration it, you know your brother will try to eat it all.
BRITT: ...Are you planning to die in the next five minutes so I can eat?

~*~

For [livejournal.com profile] moonlinnet, who asked for Marauder era Sirius + James friendship. 379 words.

'This,' says James, peering at the yellow goo dripping from his fingers, 'is the most disgusting, disgusting thing I have ever experienced, ever, in my entire life.' )

For [livejournal.com profile] jazzyjello, who asked for a fic in which Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy play tennis on a tennis court [in short shorts, yes] and then it goes WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONRGHH before they start. 292 words.

A Gay Pride Parade Masquerading as a Tennis Match )
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Brittney's Bed and Breakfast for Battered Bugs has apparently opened for the season, though I remember seeing no memos. I found seven bug bites today.

Also, I bring MWPP fic(let). I wrote this in a moment of inspiration and crack-headedness and thinking of my friends-ness. By the way, if you didn't know, discalceation is the act of pulling off one's shoes or sandals. Oh, English language, you are a beautiful thing. Also, Sirius, your feet smell.

The Ripe Scent of Discalceation )

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