It has been, quite sadly, a very long time since I have posted crackfic. (But not since just, you know, posting fic. I don't know where this newfound prolificness comes from, but I'm liking it.) This, here, was inspired by this thing I do when I'm bored: I look up pick-up lines. And today, I found this really great one:
My name is Justin. Just incredible. From this, a fic was born. Crossposted! I'M REALLY SORRY IF YOU SEE THIS MORE THAN ONCE. ♥
Title: Justin. Just Incredible.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Justin Finch-Fletchley/Ron Weasley. Sort of. A mention of Susan Bones/Hannah Abbott, too.
Summary: Justin Finch-Fletchley? Will make the elastic in your underwear melt.
Word count: 935
Warnings: Ridiculous characterization and corny pick-up lines.
Notes: Thanks (perhaps) to
saillant for encouraging this, and to
mysticblueside for beta-ing. :DDD Also, thanks to every person who has ever tried one of these lines on someone.
( 'Hi. My name is Justin. Just incredible.' )